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Eh Thoughtless Parents!
Eh brah and sista, too: What are you thinking leaving your three to five-year-old keiki alone at the beach while you go catch a wave, go to the bathroom, get a coffee or whatever you did? Your child...
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Eh Rotten Driver!
Eh person in the maroon pickup with a half bondo grey tailgate: obviously, Driver’s Ed was not mandatory when you got a license (assuming you actually have one). Next time you’re tailgating, honking,...
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Eh Crazy Caller!
Eh Brah! You called my business the other day to place an order. No idea what I was thinking when I tried to engage you in friendly conversations (without even knowing you in person). you told me the...
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Eh Crazy Hit And Run Driver!
You sideswiped my truck in my own driveway when the family was in town for doctor appointments and you didn’t even leave a note. You drive a white vehicle and your front left fender must be damaged....
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Eh Shameless Dad!
To the guy who shows up regularly at McDonald’s with his young children in tow: How dare you use your children as props to beg for money. One child is in even in a stroller. It’s really hard to...
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Eh Puppy Killer!
Eh brah! You sealed NINE three-week-old puppies in a trash bag and dumped them somewhere in a field in Kula to die. Do you know what’s worse than failing to fix your dog and then dropping nine puppies...
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Eh, Produce Thief!
Next time you decide it’s okay to clean out my side yard of all the pineapple, papaya and pomegranate, try ask before you take. My family grows the food to feed our family and foster family and pets....
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Eh, Annoying Helicopter Pilot!
Eh brah, what’s that noise? A Humvee in the sky! Apocalypse Wow! I’m guessing you must be feeling really important. When I saw your black Huey at the movie shoot for Point Break 2 last winter, I...
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Eh Guy With The Vulgar Message On Your Truck!
I saw your truck around Kahului and at Sakamoto Pool. Both times, it has a vulgar message in the window. Many things frustrate me about your message. First, this is NOT Aloha! Maybe the message is the...
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Eh, Thoughtful Paddler!
Out at Black Rock on a Saturday morning, I stopped you in the middle of your solo outrigger exercise to ask if you would transport the trash I’d collected from that tiny beach around the north side...
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