Eh, Produce Thief!
Next time you decide it’s okay to clean out my side yard of all the pineapple, papaya and pomegranate, try ask before you take. My family grows the food to feed our family and foster family and pets....
View ArticleEh, Annoying Helicopter Pilot!
Eh brah, what’s that noise? A Humvee in the sky! Apocalypse Wow! I’m guessing you must be feeling really important. When I saw your black Huey at the movie shoot for Point Break 2 last winter, I...
View ArticleEh Guy With The Vulgar Message On Your Truck!
I saw your truck around Kahului and at Sakamoto Pool. Both times, it has a vulgar message in the window. Many things frustrate me about your message. First, this is NOT Aloha! Maybe the message is the...
View ArticleEh, Thoughtful Paddler!
Out at Black Rock on a Saturday morning, I stopped you in the middle of your solo outrigger exercise to ask if you would transport the trash I’d collected from that tiny beach around the north side...
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